Today's Aquarius Love Horoscope
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About Today's Aquarius Love Horoscope
Now then, let's not beat about the bush. It's no good expecting Aquarians to behave like other folk, because they rarely will, and in the meantime you could go grey while you wait. (Better buy a wig, dear.)
This strange sign is ruled by two planets, Uranus and Saturn, who jostle for stellar supremacy. The Water Carriers (no, they're not Jack and Jill) who are ruled by Saturn are sprinkled with stability and steadfastness, and they'll come on as Capricorns much more than Aquarians. (Turn back to the Capricorn chapter if you want to know more.) Even so, these creatures can still do something to shock you every now and then, so watch out! Uranian Aquarians, though, are a different kettle of fish completely. They're the weird, wacky ones, who are so unpredictable they get everybody gasping. (And they leave 'em shrieking!) Knowing a Uranian is like riding in a rodeo. For the first few times you'll feel dazed as one minute you're sitting on the saddle, and the next you're lying flat on your face. But sooner or later you get the hang of it, and then it can be fun all the way, with a sense of the unpredictable always in the air.
What you must remember about these folk is that they are the last of the three signs in the Airy element, so they need to be as free as possible. (By the way, astrology gave them the symbol of the Water Carrier just to confuse everyone - they've got now't to do with the Water element at all!)
Today's Aquarius Love Horoscope says that what makes them really mad is when someone or something tries to tie them down. (It's a waste of time trying to pin down one of these contrary quixotic creatures because just as you think you've got 'em where you want 'em, they'll slip through your fingers and pop up somewhere else. I should give up, if I were you.)
What propels these people along is their need for charming chums - these are the friendliest folk in the zodiac, so if you think your life needs a bit of a boost (what are you, a masochist?), find an Aquarian and they'll give you the rocket you need. (Don't blame me if life is never the same again!)
The Aquarian homme can be a right old clever clogs. He's not only amazingly attractive, but he's also a bit of a genius on the quiet. (That's right, I belong to this bunch, too!) He could be constantly coming up with new ideas that are light years ahead of their time. And as if that weren't enough, he's also imbued with magical magnetism that attracts people in their droves.
You'll certainly know all about it when you come into contact with an Aquarian lass. She's so contrary that you'll be in a quizzical quandary for quite some time afterwards. Why was she wearing a couple of cardigans on the hottest day of the year? (It makes you wonder, doesn't it?) She's such a revolutionary that if she ever became broody, she'd want to have a test tube baby, just to see what it was like!
It's useless opposing an Aquarian. You'll probably have to surrender in the end, as they win you round to their point of view, or stand obstreperously firm until you do. After all, what's wrong with having solar panels put in your roof? Hang on, where did you say you lived? Manchester? Oh, I see... better start experimenting with buckets, to make your own reservoir from the rain instead!
I don't want to put you off, Minnie from Manchester, but love and this lot don't exactly go hand in hand. Of course, every sign needs love and affection in some way or other, and the Water Carriers aren't cold-hearted at all. In fact, because they're a Fixed sign, they need to know there's some solid strength at the root of their relationships.
Saturn Aquarians are more likely to embark on an emotional interlude, and if they can see it as some sort of a business contract, it'll suit their purposes.
Today's Aquarius Love Horoscope notes the Uranian Water Carrier will need to feel free, both emotionally and mentally, unless they fall for someone who shares their own liberated view of love and life. You must always remember that Aquarian affairs of amour are very different to other people's, and if you expect Moons and Junes from this crowd you could be in for a very big disappointment indeed. But whether they are ruled by Saturn or Uranus, you must remember that Aquarians are Airy, so they want an affair of the mind. If they can't communicate with their consorts on all sorts of lofty and light levels, they'll call the whole thing off.
In the Swinging Sixties (remember Diana Ross, darling!), the Age of Aquarius dawned bright and clear. Men grew their hair down to their knees, girls had all theirs chopped off (no, not their knees!), and it was acceptable for couples to live together without having to trot down the aisle first. Well, that's the way Water Carriers have always acted. To these permissively perspicacious people, marriage means finding a partner who you happen to like a lot. 'Come on, let's give it a go' they'll say. (What a winning way with words! Didn't I say there wouldn't be any hearts and flowers with these forthright folk?)
Now, can you hear that commotion? It's the Scorpios screaming 'What about sex?' Well, this can be dreadfully difficult to define. Saturnine souls can see sex as a bit of a duty (even an ordeal), something they must do. Unisex Uranians, though, like to see sex almost as an experiment - they'll do it to find out what it feels like. Like gregarious Geminis, this sign can become fond of someone of the same sex and want to get really close to them.
That's when they can get trapped in the small-mindedness of society, which finds bisexuality bothersome. (If it was okay in Ancient Greece, then it's okay anywhere!) It won't stop these Aquarians, though, because they don't care how they behave. If needs be, they'll spit in the face of social convention.
The Aquarian's attitude to sex is usually all or nothing. Either they'll be so sexy that they'll make Scorpios seem staid (gosh!), or they'll be so celibate it'll surprise you. Then, just when everyone else thinks they know where they stand, the Water Carrier will chop and change, and the ex-monk will go mad with the maidens, or the sexy siren will say she's gone off the whole idea and is taking up tiddlywinks instead. (Actually, a lot of Aquarian men will stay celibate, because they're happier with a few dirty books.
Today's Aquarius Love Horoscope espouses they don't need the sexual stimulus of someone else's skin. And anyway, it's much less bother!)
Feeling a bit bewildered? I'm not surprised. For make no mistake, my friends, Aquarians are a law of amour unto themselves!
That is what today's aquarius love horoscope is all about.
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